Penname: ker_plop [Contact] Real name: Lou Smith
Member Since: December 14, 2004
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hey, everyone!

If people like my Utee Pitcher stories, please review. I don't know whether I should continue that.

Since other writers are doing it, perhaps I should note what romantic couples I support and write about... Ahem...

Tai/Sora (Digimon 01/02)

Joe/Mimi(Digimon 01/02)

Takato/Jeri(Digimon 03)

Takuya/Zoe(Digimon 04)

Yugi/Tea (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Ash/Misty (Pokemon)

Zero/Iris (Mega Man X)

Alia/X (Mega Man X)

Voulnutt/Roll (Mega Man Legends)

Lan/Mayl (Mega Man Battle Network)

Crono/Marle (Chrono Trigger)

Serge/Leena (Chrono Cross)

Stahn/Rutee (Tales of Destiny)

Cress/Mint OR Cress/Arche (Tales of Phantasia)

Ark/Elle (Terranigma)

Cloud/Tifa (FF7)

Ramza/Rafa (FFTactics)

Agrias/Mustadio (FFTactics)

Utena/Miki (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Ranma/Akane (Ranma 1/2)

Also, here are couples that I absolutely CANNOT stand or find questionable...

Matt/Sora(Digimon 01/02)

Jeri/Henry(Digimon 03)

Arche/Chester(Tales of Phantasia)

Alia/Dynamo(Mega Man X)

Yami/Tea (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Ryoga/Akane (Ranma 1/2)

Any yaoi or yuri couplings (unless there's actual reason for it)

And now...

Characters I'd like to put in front of a firing squad:

Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Duke (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Marik (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Delita (Final Fantasy Tactics)

Matt (Digimon)

Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)

All right, here's the literary lowdown.

PRESENT STORIES: (Ones I'm working on right now, with one preference or another)

CHARN

The Wager

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Real Strength

Chrono-Palooza

Mega Man Iris 4; A Living Legend

Digimon; Truth Be Told (Part VI of The Barbarian Chronicles)

If anyone has any ideas for any of these stories, please send them along.

Also, here are some stories I'm planning on writing soon (Titles may change):

Mega Man Iris 5; Ghosts

REWRITES:

Mega Man Iris series

-Vital Stats-

Gender: Male

Hometown: St. Paul, MN

College Town: ---

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, video games

Aspiration: Video Game Designer/Storywriter

Acheivements: Graduated Top 10 in student body, black belt in Tae Kwon Do

Lifelong Belief: TAIORA AND YODA LIVE, BABY!!! (Yoda is not a coupling)

CHARN is my first original story. It's far from complete, and will be completed over the course of several months, maybe even years. Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.

Other Websites:

Digimon; Barbarian Chronicles- http://www.geocities.com/heartlesskatan

Pokémon Database- http://www.geocities.com/yuffie_slash

Mega Man Database- http://www.geocities.com/irisoveila

Original Artwork: http://www.geocities.com/ker-plop/artwork.html

LiveJournal: www.livejournal.com/users/ker_plop

DeviantART: ker-plop.deviantart.com

Also, just a little side note...

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I WRITE, DON'T READ IT! I DON'T CARE FOR MINDLESS HATE MAIL! If you have a reason for disliking my work, TELL ME WHAT IT IS instead of just ranting and cussing at me.


Web Site: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/67903/
AIM: heartlesskatan
Yahoo IM: ker-plop
Gender: Male
Live Journal: http://http://ker-plop.livejournal.com/.livejournal.com
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Stories by ker_plop
It's A B-Movie Show (Utena Halloween Special 2009) by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends throws the Halloween party, it draws the attention of a gaggle of low-budget terrors... and worst of all, Anthy is coherent! Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars. Actually includes a few songs this time!
Categories: Megaman, Digimon Adventure, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Pokemon, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Eduardo, Frankie Foster, Iris, Juri, Mac, Mac, Miki, Miyako/Yolei Inoue, Saionji, Satoshi (Ash), Touga, Utena, Wilt, Zero
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Horror, Parody, Scripted Format, Songfics, Supernatural/Paranormal, Thriller
Story Type: Collection
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9 Read Count: 18
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2009 Updated: December 30, 2009
Attack Of The Tails Doll (Utena Halloween Special 2008) by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The horrendous unlockable from "Sonic R" terrorizes Ohtori Academy; Utena gets possessed by a pair of British rain boots. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Megaman, Digimon Adventure, MegaMan/Rockman.exe, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Sailor Moon
Characters: Anthy, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Saionji, Touga, Utena
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe, One-shot
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4957 Read Count: 362
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2008 Updated: October 26, 2008
A Millennium Christmas Duel! by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: ker-plop's 2006 Christmas special. Yami gets an unwilling injection of Christmas spirit in this parody of "A Christmas Carol." Tons of guest stars, and totally gross jokes.
Categories: Card Captor Sakura, Digimon Adventure, Pokemon, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Yu-Gi-Oh
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Game, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11804 Read Count: 78
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Kringle Fights The Power! by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: 2008 "Christmas In July" special. Utena and friends butcher a Rankin/Bass classic. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Digimon Adventure, Mega Man, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Daisuke/Davis Motomiya, Iori/Cody Hida, Iris, Juri, Ken Ichijouji, Lan, Mayl, Miki, Miyako/Yolei Inoue, Utena, Zero
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Musical, Parody, Scripted Format, Songfics
Story Type: Alternate Universe, One-shot, Self-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Game, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, Self-Insert, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9691 Read Count: 140
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
A Typical Pokémon Episode by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An analysis of the usual story sequence of your average "Pokémon" episode. Totally gross jokes.
Categories: Pokemon
Characters: Haruka, Kasumi (Misty), Kojiro (James), Musashi (Jessie), Satoshi (Ash), Takeshi (Brock/Rocko)
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Extreme Violence, Game, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2138 Read Count: 292
[Report This] Published: June 08, 2008 Updated: June 08, 2008
Utee Pitcher And The Red-Hot Gobstopper by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In her fourth year at Ohtoriwarts, Utee gets drafted into the wild and crazy Wizard Three-Way... but can she get out of it alive? Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Harry Potter, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Other, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Lemon, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28243 Read Count: 123
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2008 Updated: May 10, 2008
Utee Pitcher And The Inmate Of Asscan by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The third year at Ohtoriwarts finds Utee on the run from a dangerous serial killer. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Harry Potter, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Sequel
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36847 Read Count: 68
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: May 03, 2008
Utee Pitcher And That Room. Over There. With The Face by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In Utena's second year at Ohtoriwarts, some mysterious source is appalling her friends into paralysis; can she solve the riddle of the "one-eyed snake?" Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Harry Potter, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, ChuChu, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena, Wakaba
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Sequel
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38619 Read Count: 104
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2008 Updated: April 22, 2008
Utee Pitcher and The Sorceror Is Stoned! by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The worlds of "Revolutionary Girl Utena" and "Harry Potter" smash together, and the world goes to Hell in a handbasket. Tons of guest stars, totally gross jokes.
Categories: Harry Potter, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, ChuChu, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Other, Other, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena, Wakaba
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26772 Read Count: 139
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2008
The Grand Easter Egg Hunt by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: 2005 Easter Special. The casts of various games and animes hunt for Easter Eggs, and chaos ensues. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Final Fantasy VII, Digimon Adventure, Final Fantasy Tactics, Mega Man, Pokemon, Zelda, Ranma 1/2, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Sailor Moon, Teen Titans, Yu-Gi-Oh
Characters: Akane, Alia, Anthy, Anzu Mazaki, Axl, Ganon/Ganondorf, Haruka, Iris, Juri, Malik Ishtar, Mega Man X, Miki, Ramza Beoulve, Raven, Usagi/Sailor Moon/Serenity, Utena, Yuugi Mutou, Zero
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: Alternate Universe
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Comic/Manga, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Game, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3900 Read Count: 120
[Report This] Published: February 18, 2008 Updated: February 18, 2008
Digimon Adventure 02- The Story We Never Told by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Five years after 8 kids save the Digital World, the gate reopens... but it is a far darker story than we have been told. Last chapter added: 7
Categories: Digimon Adventure
Characters: Daisuke/Davis Motomiya, Hikari Yagami, Iori/Cody Hida, Jou/Joe Kido, Ken Ichijouji, Koushiro Izumi, Mimi Tachikawa, Miyako/Yolei Inoue, Sora Takenouchi, Taichi Yagami, Takeru Takashi, Yamato/Matt Ishida, Yukio Oikawa
Genres: Action/Adventure, Epic
Story Type: None
Warnings: Character Death, Extreme Violence, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 101417 Read Count: 408
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
The Return Of Count Mikelangelo (Utena Halloween Special 2007) by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Count Mikelangelo rises from his piano deep beneath Ohtori Academy, ready to feed on the blood of the living. Guess who has to take him out for stake. Totally gross jokes, tons of guest stars.
Categories: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Other, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena, Wakaba
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody
Story Type: None
Warnings: Character Death, Comic/Manga, Extreme Violence, Game, Incest, Language, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6181 Read Count: 65
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: October 30, 2007
Mega Man Iris 2: The Saga Continues by ker_plop Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When the newly-reformed Maverick Hunters dig up a strange substance and the devilish Agile begins a worldwide assault, Iris and her friends leap back into the battle to keep the world safe from bloodthirsty Mavericks. Zero/Iris.
Categories: Mega Man
Characters: Mega Man, Proto Man, Bass, Roll, Mega Man X, Zero, Iris, Other
Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Comedy
Story Type: None
Warnings: Extreme Violence, Character Death, Language
Series: Mega Man Iris
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 112719 Read Count: 375
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2005 Updated: November 04, 2006
Night Of The Living Dumb (Utena Halloween Special 2006) by ker_plop Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Zombies overrun the town, and Utena and friends have to get rid of them... or else they'll have a Halloween with no candy! How scary! Totally gross jokes, plenty of guest stars.
Categories: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Characters: Anthy, Juri, Kozue, Miki, Nanami, Saionji, Shiori, Touga, Utena
Genres: Comedy, Crossover, Parody, Scripted Format
Story Type: None
Warnings: Character Death, Comic/Manga, Extreme Violence, Game, Language, Movie/Anime, OOC, TV-Show/Anime, Underage Sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5084 Read Count: 67
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2006 Updated: October 29, 2006
I Am Annie by ker_plop Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Deep within the villain Clayface dwells another soul. All she can do is think, but she still has a story to tell...
Categories: Batman
Characters: Clayface/Matt Hagen, Robin/Tim Drake
Genres: Angst, Hope, Romance
Story Type: None
Warnings: Character Death, TV-Show/Anime
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3938 Read Count: 138
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2006 Updated: October 23, 2006